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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:02
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do so many people like life?
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Rory McIlroy destroys tee marker but survives cut at U.S. Open - NBC Sports
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Xbox finally reveals handheld console after decade of speculation - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics